Our conversation the other morning went a little like this:
Me: “Brandon, can I buy a Louis Vuitton clutch?
Brandon: “What’s that?”
Me: “A purse.”
Riley: “Is that at lady’s day?” (I won a purse at the lady's day at our community center)
Me: “No, it’s at Saks.”
Riley: “Oh. I want you to have a red purse. A whole house of red purses, so you can jump in them.”
Me: “Me too, baby.”